Help Wanted

I just saw a sign advertising a job for a garbage truck driver. It can't be that hard can it? I mean, you just drive a truck around and pick up folks garbage with a mechanical device. I also hear they pay well. I could sit there, listen to music, enjoy the fall foliage on my run, wear a t-shirt and jeans (well, maternity jeans but still), not have to speak to another human being for hours at a time. It sounds really wonderful. I'm having them fax me an application. If I get the job perhaps my rants will be about other types of "garbage." (har de har har har)